I've long been haunted by the memory bokep of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep porn 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you bokeh get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their TVs: %anchor_text% 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokep noisy during sex - bokeh based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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